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Things My Students Have Said 1.0

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These are some of the funny conversations I've had with my students over the last few month.

It's really true that kids say the darnedest things.


Student: "Do you live alone?"

Me: "Yes"

Student: "Are you sad?"

  • The sass though!

Student: "Did you know there is a bad word in the word dictionary?"

  • I shut down this question fast!

Me: "If the name is Shonda, it's not his, it's...?"

Student: "What if their trans? We don't know."

Me: "...fair, but in this case Shonda is a girl, so what pronoun do we need here?"

  • I know this student was just being cheeky to get out of corrections.

Me: opens my phone to check the time

Student: sees my lock screen "Is that Jack Harlow!"

Me: "No, that's my partner"

Student: "He looks like Jack Harlow!"

Me: "He does not look like Jack Harlow"

But now that I think about it, he kinda does. Definitely doesn't act like him though.

Every time I open my phone to check the time now, he yells "Jack Harlow!" and says he missed him.

Student: "You have a boyfriend?"

Me: "I do"

Student: "Does he live with you?"

Me: "No, he stills lives at home with his mom"

Other Student: "Is he a momma's boy?"

  • I know I shouldn't laugh, but sometimes I can't help it.


If you're a teacher, what are some funny or crazy things your students have said?

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